Sitcom Characters Who Pretend To Be Married

Nearly twenty years after I was happily divorced, I still encounter occasions when I pretend to be married. When a salesman calls, I act friendly while he presents his spiel, after which I inform him that I can make no purchase decisions without consulting my wife. There are tax advantages and perhaps emotional benefits as well, and a classic episode of Seinfeld pointed out how marriage could save expenses on dry cleaning. ...